Learner's Permit Milestone Mugs

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Sign my yearbook?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Woman crying with happiness.

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

Personal Potty Trainer

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

DACA

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"Look Dad! I made potty all by myself!"

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

It was time for Junior to learn to fly.

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

We are here!

'Yes, your son does ask questions in class but they're always 'Can I have the hall pass?'.'

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

"You must be in seat 2D."

The final stage of grief is acceptance. And the inevitable long and rambling acceptance speech.

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

'Of course I respect him more than you - He's house trained!'