Obtaining Driving License T-Shirts

Congratulations

Bob's Driving School.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Safe Driving.

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Man helping a mini learner driver

Learner Driver

Steep learning curve ahead.

Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Caution, Student Self-Driver

I love my motor.

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'I need both hands for steering.'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

'Let me look at that map...'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Way to go

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

Road Test

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!