New Driver's License T-Shirts

'Oh no ... that's not a good sign.'

Way to go

'New driver on the information superhighway.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Learner Driver

Safe Driving.

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Man helping a mini learner driver

Steep learning curve ahead.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

I love my motor.

'I need both hands for steering.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'Let me look at that map...'

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

Road Test

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

'I brake for animals'

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'