Getting Driver's License Mugs

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

'Let me look at that map...'

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

'Never mind about what the guy behind you is doing.'

"You'll lose points for that."

Once I knew I could speak I got my drivers license.

This time you've gone too far!

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'How's that for dipped headlights?'

'Student Driver'

"Now I'd like you to practice putting your seat into recline."

Bob's Driving School.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

Man helping a mini learner driver

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

Safe Driving.

Learner Driver

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Steep learning curve ahead.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

I love my motor.

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'