Receiving A Medical License Mugs

Doctor's diplomas: 'M.D., Surgery, Second Opinions.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

Yes, That Was The Exit

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

"Gross."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

Learner Driver

Man helping a mini learner driver

Safe Driving.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

Steep learning curve ahead.

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

'I need both hands for steering.'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Dentist Training School.

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'A woman obsetrician! What do women know about that sort of thing?'

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'