Receipts Hoarder Gifts

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'That's our mission statement.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"When I opened my cupboards at home they were full of junk food, when I opened my mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm always afraid to open my portfolio balance."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

Young Geeks.

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

Junk Mail.

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

Everyday is cyber Monday.

'It's my secret recipe.'

"You found another deductible receipt."