Rebel Parent Pillows

Hell's Angel and baby buggy.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"I gotta be me!"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Letters escape from a caged book.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Fishbowl rebellion.

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'He never listened to his mother!'

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"Sweet dreams, Tim." "Mort Feldstein: Loving father and professional clown."

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

Hell's Schlegel

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"You can't come out and play because you have to tidy your room? Man, it's time you cut the apron strings."

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

Biking Granny.

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

Young Mohican

"They're little notes he keeps leaving me on how to best utilise my housekeeping time."

Dad, can you give me my pocket money?"

"I don't get grounded. My dad's a judge so I get sequestered."

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"Do I get a scout badge for having the most demerits?"

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'

"It's my youth, and I don't have to enjoy it if I don't want to."

"What did I learn in school today? Truant officers patrol the malls!"

'we're hoping it's just a phase with Junior.'