Family Rebel Pillows

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Do not think outside the box!

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

Dating the efficiency expert.

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'