Family Rebel Gifts

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Your place or mine?'

Punk Reindeer

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Do not think outside the box!

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

Dating the efficiency expert.

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."