Parental Rebel Gifts

"You can't come out and play because you have to tidy your room? Man, it's time you cut the apron strings."

"You can get a tattoo over my dead body!"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'Your place or mine?'

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Dating the efficiency expert.

'He never listened to his mother!'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

Apprehensive about leaving the baby with a sitter for the first time, Michelle scales back her romantic dinner with Al.

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

'One question, Vicar. Is it bad luck to invite any of the other people we're sleeping with?'

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

Kids go to school and mom goes to the psychiatric clinic.

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

"EINSTEIN! Stop fooling around and pay attention...."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

"I can't wait to get home and insult my parents from a position of authority."