Rebel Grandmas Pillows

Biking Granny.

Prize vegetables.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"His first out-of-body experience."

International Women's Day

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Domestic Goddess.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

I quilt therefore I am

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Social distancing

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Plant Lady