Rebel Parent Mugs

Hell's Angel and baby buggy.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Letters escape from a caged book.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Fishbowl rebellion.

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'He never listened to his mother!'

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

Hell's Schlegel

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

"Sweet dreams, Tim." "Mort Feldstein: Loving father and professional clown."

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

"You can't come out and play because you have to tidy your room? Man, it's time you cut the apron strings."

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

Biking Granny.

It's so frustrating! They always stop acting evil the minute you start recording.

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"They're little notes he keeps leaving me on how to best utilise my housekeeping time."

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

Dad, can you give me my pocket money?"

"I don't get grounded. My dad's a judge so I get sequestered."

Young Mohican

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'

"Do I get a scout badge for having the most demerits?"

"It's my youth, and I don't have to enjoy it if I don't want to."

"What did I learn in school today? Truant officers patrol the malls!"