Rebel Student Mugs

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Computer Class.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

City centre pub.

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

Pubertry

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

"EINSTEIN! Stop fooling around and pay attention...."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"I can't wait to get home and insult my parents from a position of authority."