Rebel Muse Gifts

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I gotta be me!"

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Rogue elephant

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Gallery Pranks

Jerry Lordan

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Angel playing music

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Lou Reed

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

Joan Jett