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"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"It's running five minutes fast."

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

"She was a rescue."

"Overruled."

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

China

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

"He's a rescue."

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

Truth, justice and a damn good lawyer.

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

'You're fine. Now get out of my office!'

He can't come to the phone now. He's busy recharging his computer, his cell phone, himself...

In case of fire call yourself.

You can't tell cats what to do. They belong to a very strong Union.

"I wasn't hibernating. I was resting my eyes."

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'