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"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'You're fine. Now get out of my office!'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

Gulliver's other travels.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

How Gary got his groove back.

"Don't wake me up..."

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

'I'm going to put you in touch with reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

PEP TALKS!

'Perhaps you've been 'lovin it' a bit too much?'

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

'See you next week, if I'm still in the job.'

Humpty Dumpty Had a Great Lawyer

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

Brain Charger

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

'I want to talk to all the king's lawyers about suing all the king's stone masons who built this wall.'

'Guaranteed! By the end of the summer he'll be so self-reliant that you can cancel his allowance.'

"I think you were right Davis, maybe you do need a day off!"

Psychiatry. Why do you feel you're living on borrowed time? Because time is money!

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape