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"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'You're fine. Now get out of my office!'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

Gulliver's other travels.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

How Gary got his groove back.

"Don't wake me up..."

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

'I'm going to put you in touch with reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

PEP TALKS!

'Perhaps you've been 'lovin it' a bit too much?'

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

'See you next week, if I'm still in the job.'

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

Brain Charger

'I want to talk to all the king's lawyers about suing all the king's stone masons who built this wall.'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

'I'm pooped.'

'Guaranteed! By the end of the summer he'll be so self-reliant that you can cancel his allowance.'