Reassurance Advocate Pillows

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"It's running five minutes fast."

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"She was a rescue."

"Overruled."

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

China

"Gracie, if we want to see more Latinos in film, we need to support Latino films. When a movie comes out with Latino stars and Latino story, we need to go see it."

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"He's a rescue."

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Truth, justice and a damn good lawyer.

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

"I wasn't hibernating. I was resting my eyes."

'These are a little harsh. Why don't you take time off for some r and r and rewrite them when you're in a better mood?'

'You're fine. Now get out of my office!'

You can't tell cats what to do. They belong to a very strong Union.

He can't come to the phone now. He's busy recharging his computer, his cell phone, himself...

In case of fire call yourself.