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'Well, that's what we get for listening to reason.'

A Puppet Named Juan

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Thru versus Through Traffic

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Punctuation Police

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

The best financial decision I ever made.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'The Questioner'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

Dating an English Major

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

A Day In The Kitchen

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

'Stick them up...'

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

'If sales don't improve incrementally... our business outlook will change excrementally...'

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."