Reason Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Others will fight for you

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"At least we agree to disagree."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Human Brain

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'He started it!'

X-RAY

With Aristotle, it's either true or false -- He hates it when you say "whatever."

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

Gold versus Knowledge

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

"Actually, that old axiom was based on faulty mathematics! I discovered that when you correct this ration, two wrongs DO make a right!"

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

Children's questions

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'