Reason Enthusiast Pillows

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Others will fight for you

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"At least we agree to disagree."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Human Brain

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'He started it!'

X-RAY

Gold versus Knowledge

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"Actually, that old axiom was based on faulty mathematics! I discovered that when you correct this ration, two wrongs DO make a right!"

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

Children's questions

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'