Reality Tv Insider Gifts

I heard that those disgusting cast members on that "Jersey Shore" reality show are now being paid $100,000. Per episode

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

American Idle.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Can't Touch This

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

TV and cleaner

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

America's funniest election gaffes

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

A couple decides what to watch.

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"Am I through to the next round?"

Complexity Made Simple.

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'We had to donwsize.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.