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"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Can't Touch This

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"True crime meets reality TV"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

America's funniest election gaffes

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Am I through to the next round?"

A couple decides what to watch.

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

TV and cleaner

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Complexity Made Simple.

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'We had to donwsize.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'