Reality Escaper T-Shirts

"If the truth hurts, the hell with it."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Truth

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

Last Chance For Reality

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

Zoo Employees

It's hard to get a grip on reality these days because more than ever "reality" is a very slippery concept.

Graduate Job Openings

"No... I want to get OUT of touch with reality."

Volumetric

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

People respond to their map of reality - NOT reality

A man doing a reality check.

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

Liking the Exit.

Don Quixote

Psychaitry. "Put me in touch with reality"? --- But I've heard bad things about reality!

"Sometimes it's as if I didn't know the difference between what's real and what's trompe-l'oeil."

Sstranger than fiction

"First Door on your left , sir."

"Between my virtual office and virtual reality headset, there's nothing real going on in my life."

'I want you to put me in touch with reality, but be ready to break the connection fast.'

'My First Book of Disillusionment'

"Yes, this is technically a line. But when I said I wanted to be 'online' all day, this isn't what I meant."