Reality Tv Escapee T-Shirts

'We'd like to get away from reality TV.'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

Wilderness - City.

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

"No... I want to get OUT of touch with reality."

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

'Dad, can I speak to you, offline, about father son bonding?'

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

"Dad, there's nothing good on TV. We're bored.

"Between my virtual office and virtual reality headset, there's nothing real going on in my life."

If we were at work we'd be at lunch now.

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

"This is where I go to get away from reality TV."