Reality Checker Gifts

"My desire to be well-informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane."

"Well, if it's any consolation, your social media makes it looks like you're absolutely thriving."

'He has an MBA from Wharton.'

'Looks like I can't afford my midlife crises until I'm 70.'

BOOKS: Stuff you really don't want to know.

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

Woman falls down.

'They say the gap between rich and poor is widening. . . have you noticed that?'

"My life just doesn't seem real...It's like I'm just a character in a cartoon."

Credit card debt.

'I'm currently having my autobiography reviewed to seperate the actual events from my fantasies.'

"The problem with you, Stanley, is you're in denial but you won't admit it."

'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

'The more successful I become, the less money I make.'

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

'Jane, if you can't resist interjecting reality into your research, this may not be the right think tank for you!'

'What the heck did I do wrong?'

Germ of truth, virus of candor, bacterium of straight-talk.

'Gee, that's swell!'

'Let's put 'ballerina' to one side for the moment...'

'Nah, he's just old...'

'That was the first dollar I ever made, but we had to pay for groceries last month.'

"He transitioned easily from the domestic myths of Santa Claus and Easter Bunny to wild fabrications on the internet."

Promise and Realization

'I walked into a wall while I was checking my smart phone...'

"It tells me if your bill is fake or not."

"How long have you been delusional?"

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"If you're preparing us for the real world, does that mean this is all make believe?"

"Your job is gone and never coming back. Now your unemployment benefits are gone and never coming back."

"I'm John Lyezalot and I approve this distortion of reality."

Sisyphus pushing coronavirus up a hill

"So. . . there isn't a crock of gold at the end of the rainbow. This is just a crock of sh*t!!!"

A Venn Diagram, Post-Divorce.

Wishing Well: Past performance is not an indication of future results.