Realist Foodie Gifts

Looking for a gift for your realist foodie? Explore our collection of witty and charming products that highlight their genuine love for good food. From hilarious mugs to cozy pillows, find items that speak to their honest passion for cuisine and culinary adventures.

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Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.' mockup

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

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"You're the lid to my pot."

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"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?" mockup

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

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Pasta

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See, eating healthy isn't so bad...." mockup

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

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Surprise in the salad bowl

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"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds." mockup

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

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'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.' mockup

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

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"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

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"Is it free-range?"

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'You're my anti-oxidant!'

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"You sure you don't want any Pi?" mockup

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

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"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber." mockup

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

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''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!' mockup

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

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'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?' mockup

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

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'I would kill for a truffle.'

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"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes." mockup

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

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"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..." mockup

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

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"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?" mockup

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

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"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!" mockup

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

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"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus." mockup

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

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Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe? mockup

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

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Adam and Eve - Food scares

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"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!" mockup

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

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"You complete me."

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What's the antidote for wheat germ? mockup

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

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'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.' mockup

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

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"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant." mockup

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

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Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce. mockup

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

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"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?" mockup

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

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Realist Foodie Gifts Collection

Realist Foodie Mugs

Discover more mugs that cheer on your foodie with clever and heartfelt designs—perfect for their morning ritual.

Realist Foodie Pillows

Find pillows that bring their love of honest culinary delights into their home decor—comfort with a tasty twist.

Realist Foodie Prints

Browse prints that celebrate their foodie interest with artistic and witty designs—beautiful accents for any kitchen or dining area.

Realist Foodie T-Shirts

Explore t-shirts that embrace their passion for real food—fun, casual, and full of personality.