Realist Foodie Gifts

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Pasta

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Surprise in the salad bowl

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"Is it free-range?"

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

Where cronuts come from.

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"You complete me."

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.