Realist Foodie Pillows

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Pasta

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Surprise in the salad bowl

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"Is it free-range?"

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"You complete me."

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"