"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."
Realism Chaser Gifts
Are you searching for a gift for someone who relentlessly seeks realism and authenticity in all they do? Our collection captures the spirit of the realism chaser—those who crave genuine experiences and honest expressions. Whether it's a humorous mug or a bold print, our products are designed to resonate with someone dedicated to seeing the world clearly, with a touch of creative flair. Perfect for artists, writers, or anyone driven by truth, these items make a thoughtful statement that appreciation for authenticity runs deep.
'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'
Bright idea
"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."
"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."
Pinocchio's Second Realization
Multi-Tasking
'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'
"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."
The Thinker and the Doer.
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City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."
"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."
"Now at this point reality intruded."
"I have a list of downsides I'd like you to develop into a list of upsides."
'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'
"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."
"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"
'Where do you get your ideas from?'
"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"
'I'm going to put you in touch with reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'
David Hockney
"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."
"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."
'I'm going to have to let you go.'
"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"
Gustave Flaubert
Expectations vs. Bitterness
"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
"I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me."
Yellow Pencil
"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."
'Love gets the credit, but money makes the world go 'round.'
"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"
Stendhal
Realism Chaser Gifts Collection
Realism Chaser Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the realism chaser—perfect for their morning coffee or tea, full of wit and authenticity.
Realism Chaser Pillows
Comfort your loved ones with pillows that reflect their dedication to authenticity, adding personality to any space.
Realism Chaser Prints
Decorate with prints that echo the realism chaser’s passion for genuine beauty and creative expression, inspiring in any room.
Realism Chaser T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts for the realism enthusiast—bold, honest, and creatively inspired to match their unwavering pursuit of truth.