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"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Bright idea

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Multi-Tasking

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

The Thinker and the Doer.

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"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"I have a list of downsides I'd like you to develop into a list of upsides."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

'I'm going to put you in touch with reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

David Hockney

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

Gustave Flaubert

Expectations vs. Bitterness

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me."

Yellow Pencil

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

'Love gets the credit, but money makes the world go 'round.'

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

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