Realism Seeker Mugs

To Joey's disappointment, he discovers that arm wrestling was also fake.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Tired Barbie

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Surreal ale

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

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City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Thermidor Dali

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"Now at this point reality intruded."

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

"I have a list of downsides I'd like you to develop into a list of upsides."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

'I'm going to put you in touch with reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"That's the fire alarm. . ."

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"