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REALTY, 'It's a fixer-upper.'

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

'Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, because I own the damn valley.'

What people won't put up with to have a view.

'Condominiums, newly renovated, oceanfront...oil heat'

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

'The amazing industrial real estate market...'

Large Property Portfolio - Please Help.

"It's a buy-to-think."

"There's a bit of rising damp, but I'll take it!"

City Centre Apartments/Investors Jumping Off Them

Unreal Estate Investing

'They're playing house.'

'This one went from curb appeal to curbed.'

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

Money feeds tree of property

'Site of yet another future bankrupt company.'

'Do you realise your the only male I've ever met who doesn't have a theory on how to make a killing in real estate?'

"We were hoping for something a little bigger but at least it's near the tube."

'Foundations, what's wrong with the foundations?.'

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."

'Retail real estate slump...'

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

"It gets a lot of refracted light."

"When will this country get serious about tax relief for absentee landlords?"

Affordable housing

Housing bubble

Children discussing investment opportunities - 'They're playing house.'

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

"I hear the present owners are splitting up. Four fireplaces and a wine cellar. Better act quick, before they make up."

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

"Have you got a thrilling, magnificent saga that can also teach me how to make a bundle in real estate with no money down?"

Devoted husband, loving father, savvy real estate investor