Real Estate Investment T-Shirts

Designated area of outstanding natural profitability.

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

"I’ve no clue if money can buy happiness. All I know is it bought this view."

Estate on a plate

"I wish we hadn't voted for this now"

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

'This cartoon has loads of potential'

'I really regret redeveloping into flats during the boom.'

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

'The two-property lifestyle just isn't as glamorous as I thought'

Land Sale

"Ha! Buying a house just so you can live in it. I'll never understand young people."

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

" ... and here's the Piece de Resistance, your own wine cellar. Of course, it's a cave dwelling, so it's also your bathroom, kitchen, bedroom ..."

US Housing Market

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

In the Guru District

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

The president's men

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Mario Draghi

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"