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'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

In the Guru District

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

The president's men

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Mario Draghi

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."