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"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'Now that I have your attention...'

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The day the stock market went UP.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

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"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

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'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'