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....Third Little Pig was outbid.

"I've invested in property..."

"When you get a title remember title insurance."

'Sorry, but I have to evict you! I just sold your birdhouse for $ 100.000!'

"They say underwater is the next Brooklyn."

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

"Here's a beach hut in your price range."

The house market is exploding.

House on Sale for A Song

Investment Opportunity Agent.

'I'm a homing-pigeon you see, but since I've invested in the property market, I'm confused as to which home to return to...'

'I told you these Time Share properties were a rip off!'

As you can see, it's prime real-estate: Within walking distance of the sewerage-outlet...

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'

"No, it is right. The whole property market's going down the pan."

House for Sale. Meth sanitized for a quick sale!

Housing Prices

"I love what you've done to the house."

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

'It would be better than tribute, better than plunder. You could make a veritable fortune if you'd let this go condo.'

Estate Agents - Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here.

"Ha! Buying a house just so you can live in it. I'll never understand young people."

'We do have some properties in your price range.' (climbing tree to view a nest).

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

"Someday this cave could be worth plenty."

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'Twenty five thosand dollars is a great deal when you consider this land is 75 million years old.'

Sold house.

'As a sweetner, outside investors in our property syndicate will be allowed in to use the bathroom.'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

'If you think houses around here are cheap you really, really are living in cloud cuckoo land!'

'I'm a homing-pigeon you see, but since I've invested in the property market, I'm confused as to which home to return to...'

Passer-by see sign in front of house: Buy one, get one free.

"Well, there goes the neighbourhood!"

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'