Real Estate Investor Gifts

REALTY, 'It's a fixer-upper.'

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

'Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, because I own the damn valley.'

What people won't put up with to have a view.

'Condominiums, newly renovated, oceanfront...oil heat'

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

'The amazing industrial real estate market...'

Large Property Portfolio - Please Help.

"It's a buy-to-think."

"There's a bit of rising damp, but I'll take it!"

City Centre Apartments/Investors Jumping Off Them

Unreal Estate Investing

'They're playing house.'

'This one went from curb appeal to curbed.'

"Actually, I think having the lived-in look can help sell your house. Just make sure it looks lived-in by rich people."

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

Money feeds tree of property

'Site of yet another future bankrupt company.'

'Do you realise your the only male I've ever met who doesn't have a theory on how to make a killing in real estate?'

"We were hoping for something a little bigger but at least it's near the tube."

'Foundations, what's wrong with the foundations?.'

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."

'Retail real estate slump...'

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

"It gets a lot of refracted light."

"When will this country get serious about tax relief for absentee landlords?"

Affordable housing

Housing bubble

Children discussing investment opportunities - 'They're playing house.'

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

"I hear the present owners are splitting up. Four fireplaces and a wine cellar. Better act quick, before they make up."

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

It's time to change your "asking price" to "on-our-knees-begging-price."

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.