Real Estate Investors Gifts

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'Now that I have your attention...'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"