Real Estate Analyst Gifts

Sold at almost the price we bought it for

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Water is discovered on the moon....

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Emigrating to France.

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

America's funniest investment scams

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'