Real Estate Analyst Mugs

Sold at almost the price we bought it for

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Water is discovered on the moon....

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Emigrating to France.

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

America's funniest investment scams

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

Home Foreclosed Home.

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.