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"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'I know it's gassy...'

Driverless cars rage.

Robocop and Juliet.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

Man helping a mini learner driver

First Prize!

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Opp'y of a Lifetime

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

The Thinker

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"There's the mailman!"

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"Now that I've acquired consciousness, I feel very self-conscious."

"I won't date an AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."