Attraction Admirer Pillows

I don't care if you are top or bottom, you've got my head spinning upside-down!

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

The tooth fairy.

If nobody had invented graphics

Robocop and Juliet.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Birds Following Witch.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Sleeping Beauty

"Devi's brew?"

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

Traffic Cone Monsters

Robot walking pet robot

"Define fair."

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Football

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Life and Death

Ta Da!...

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"So, how's your other half?"