Real Ale Gifts

Landlord checking money, Customer checking ale

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

Guest Beers/Guest Urinal

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Beer Stall

Beers

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Happy thoughts

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Beer Parasol.

'We'll take it!'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'