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Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Beer Stall

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Happy thoughts

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Beer $.50. I've had lot of psychological therapy, but none of it seems to help. Maybe you

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Fried chickens.'