Real Ale Aficionado Prints

Guest Beers / Guest Beer Belly

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beer Stall

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Happy thoughts

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Fried chickens.'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'