Real Ale Advocate Gifts

Campaign for real beer bellies.

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

REAL ALE for one pint only

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

Drinking Conversion Chart

'Facebook stock dropped on news that a psychologist said facebook friends are not real friends.'

Guest Beers / Guest Beer Belly

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

"Ralph has his own little microbrewery."

Guest Beers/Guest Urinal

Alex Higgins

Small dairy farmers have no future.

Sri Lanka Organic Farming Crisis

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

Alcohol Guideline Amounts: Yobs 304 units.

"I'd lay off the booze, mate."

"What do you mean I drink too much!"

The Joy of Kegs

Small child advocating teetotalism to his grandfather

A Beer washes up on a desert island without a bottle opener.

Reading 'Faking It' & 'How To Tell If She's Faking It'.

"Sorry mate, you're not coming in without any proof of beard."

Unhappy people standing outside pub with fighting going on inside 'Oh no! It's Happy Hour'

'Aw, give me one for the road...who's it going to hurt?'

Cirrhosis of the Quiver.

A cab-driver dropping a hint.