Ale Drinking Gifts

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'I know it's gassy...'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'Man...You age great!'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Surreal ale

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

Surreal Ale Pub.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'The beer's not cloudy, the glass is dirty.'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"Honestly, it's not what you think. Mostly it's just a seemingly never-ending series of pointless tasks - but at the end of it you get to sit down in front of a TV with a beer."

Beer Recycling Centre

REAL ALE for one pint only

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

Cause and Effect.

'I suggest you move onto halves...'

BEER BELLY

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Toast labor day with union crafted beer!

"Gimme a handful of carrot sticks and a beer poured into a long wooden trough."

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

Guest Beers / Guest Beer Belly

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

Campaign for real beer bellies.