Ready Meal Reviewer Gifts

High Definition TV Dinners.

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"Good evening. Can I start you off with a customer satisfaction survey?"

"Our steaks are unusually tough tonight."

"Do you have a menu sorted by relevance, average customer review, and price low to high?"

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

Real Fast Food.

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

"How's your meal OTHERWISE, sir?"

'Not an unqualified success chef...'

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

"The food is great but this place has no atmosphere."

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

"Of course i can microwave your meal for you, but believe me - it won't make it taste any better."

"This might not be very good. Our cook is in a really bad mood."

"You asked for the soup of the day, you didn't specify what day."

'Since when do lentils do the backstroke?'

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.