Ready Meal Reviewer Pillows

High Definition TV Dinners.

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"Good evening. Can I start you off with a customer satisfaction survey?"

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"Do you have a menu sorted by relevance, average customer review, and price low to high?"

Real Fast Food.

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

"Our steaks are unusually tough tonight."

"How's your meal OTHERWISE, sir?"

'Not an unqualified success chef...'

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

"The food is great but this place has no atmosphere."

"This might not be very good. Our cook is in a really bad mood."

"Of course i can microwave your meal for you, but believe me - it won't make it taste any better."

"You asked for the soup of the day, you didn't specify what day."

'Since when do lentils do the backstroke?'

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the head and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'