Meal Prep Critic Pillows

Package advice: "Can only help reduce weight by not actually eating it."

'I sent out for everything.'

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Hungry child

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Horn of Leftovers

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Please don't kill me."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

"Fridge-to-table"

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Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'Mine was stone cold.'

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Haven't you got anything that hasn't been regurgitated?"

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'Henri! We found your sweatband!'

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

"I should have known he has absolutely no morals - I've seen how he loads a dishwasher."

Anatomy of a freezer drawer

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.

'As you requested, we trimmed the fat.'

The Movers Strip - Coffee table reading

'Hey, I enjoyed that meal. Did you get the caterers in, or something?'

"Guilty! The broth was awful!"

'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'

'One thing about your salads, I learn a lot about insects. You forgot to wash the lettuce again!'