Meal Prep Critic Pillows

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'I sent out for everything.'

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Hungry child

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Horn of Leftovers

"Please don't kill me."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

"Fridge-to-table"

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'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

'Mine was stone cold.'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'Henri! We found your sweatband!'

"Haven't you got anything that hasn't been regurgitated?"

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

Anatomy of a freezer drawer

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

"I should have known he has absolutely no morals - I've seen how he loads a dishwasher."

'As you requested, we trimmed the fat.'

'Say, did you guys catch that report on the most important meal of the day?' ... 'I swear Breakfast, if you don't shut up already...'

'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'

"Guilty! The broth was awful!"

'Meat cooked? Yes, but the carrots are hard.'

'One thing about your salads, I learn a lot about insects. You forgot to wash the lettuce again!'