Ready Meal Reveler Gifts

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the head and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

You're the olive in my martini

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"Fridge-to-table"

Jenga!!!

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Vitruvian Manatee

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

My own museum.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

I think we're alone now!

'But this can't be what I ordered ... I know I ordered somethng I like.'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

Early Photobomb

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

1619: Valentine's Day

"If men are from Mars and women are from Venus dogs must be from Pluto."

"Hang on hon. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."

When the prey becomes the predator.

Crumhorn

Valentines

'Methuselah's really depressed -- He's the only one who showed up for his high school reunion.'